L8on who?

Hi, my name is Leighton. I don't have many talents in life, and the ones I do have, are quite useless in every day life. I have a talent for eating, and I believe there's a hidden portal to space in my stomach, which allows me to eat without ever feeling full. But that really isn't a talent. I have a talent for holding in my pee. But that skill took years of kidney punishment to obtain. It really is an extension of my generally lazy personality, so I guess this isn't really a talent either. I also have a talent for breaking stuff. The things that break after my touch sometimes surprises me as well. Maybe I'm not built to be functional in this world. But one thing I happen to be good at that isn't detrimental to society and my body is predicting what happens in my favorite television shows. It's still quite a useless talent, but it's fun nonetheless when I turn out to be right. And when I'm not, I'll pretend the whole incident never happened. Oh yes, another thing I'm great at -- denial.